Arin's Big Floppy Song

I'm having a waking nightmare
I'm seeing colors in the sky
Everybody wants to know about me
But they don't know about my

I'm having a waking nightmare
I'm seeing colors in the sky
Everybody wants to know about me
But they don't know about my

Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Put it in your mouth and put it in your vagine

Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Everyone's having a real good time
When they're hanging around my big floppy penis

Can't quite stroke it really fast
Covering three feet of skin with your hand is not very easy

Everybody thinks that they have seen my penis
But they haven't
'Cause if they have
They'd shit themselves

Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Put it in your mouth and put it in your vagine

Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Everyone's having a real good time
When they're hanging around my big floppy penis

Here's how fast I can jack my whole dick
Ha ah ah ah ah
That includes the back and forth motion
Let's do it again, ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
That's how fast I can jack my peen
That includes the back and forth motion
Let's do it again, ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
That's how fast I can jack my peen
Here's how fast I can jack my whole dick
Ha ah ah ah ah

Everyone today believes in me, they believe in you
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in you
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in you
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in you

Everyone today believes in me, they believe in you
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in you
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in you
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in you

I have to poo
I have to poo, too