Lirik lagu Murs - Risky Business
(Feat. Shock G and Humpty Hump)
See, had the place to myself, my parents went outta town
So I had the music up and was runnin' around
Singing to the beat of my favorite underground
Song at the time, let's just say it was MURS
I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse
I was doin' my thang until the doorbell rang
It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow
That I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me
At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me
All women, all dimes, the redhead she's mine
She wanna hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty
What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at?
Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat
'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that
I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I heard about his ass
The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class
It's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant
Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent
Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told nobody
I mean three's company, but four cars makes a party
Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls
'Cause it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news
Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool
Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up
But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I park it?
I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it
My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's cool
We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room?
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? Nigga is you crazy?
And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy?
Anyways we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat
But first what's up with that blonde, you think she
Likes black meat?
She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town
But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat
'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin
What time is mom and dad comin'?
Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up
We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up
One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool
My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm tryin' to smack cheeks
Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish
Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah)
That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?)
Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed
So we got time to get laid, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade?
(Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the task
I'ma head upstairs and get focused on some ass
And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me
If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King story
Just keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained
(Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
(Feat. Shock G lan Humpty Hump)
Deleng, duwe papan kanggo aku, wong tuwa ku metu kutha
Dadi aku wis musik lan runnin 'sekitar
Nyanyi kanggo ngalahake lemah ing ngisor favoritku
Lagu ing wektu, ayo ngomong iku MURS
Aku rappin 'ing pangilon, aku ngerti' saben ayat
Aku doin 'thangku nganti tekan lonceng
Shock homeboy kula, jinis sesrawungan
Sing aku ngerti saka ndhuwur blok, dheweke mlebu lan ujar:
Yo, apa urusan MURS? Kaping pisanan, sampeyan ora bisa nggebug aku
Ing wektu sing luwih apik, dheweke ana papat mobil ing mburi, aku bareng karo aku
Kabeh wanita, kabeh ukuran, rambut abang uga dadi dheweke
Dheweke pengin pucukan aku, yo pancen sedulurku Humpty
Ana apa yo? Nyuwun pangapunten, nanging kula nembe tindak, pundi kamar mandi
Y'all entuk omben-omben? Ayo, Trina! Yo omah iki lemu
'Mata kucing, kowe kepingin iki? Lha aku ora kudu nglakoni perkara kasebut
Aku bakal ngresiki sadurunge wong-wong sing padha teka ing omah, sampeyan lagi ing ngendi?
Wong sing ora percaya, sampeyan wis nggawa wong nigga iki sing dakrungu bab kuldine
Siyang bodho mung bisu ambruk P.E. Kelas
Ora kok dheweke ora bisu, deweke mung liar lan ora ngerti
Dikenal amarga geter lan mabur kabeh wong
Wong lara amarga aku ora kudu ngomong karo sapa wae
Maksudku perusahaan telu, nanging papat mobil nggawe pesta
Cathetan mental: kunci garasi, ndhelikake tombol kanggo Rolling bapak
'Sebab ora bisa dikendhaleni, jago iki njupuk sandhangane
Apa Rolls rama sampeyan biru? 'Sebab aku entuk warta sing ala
Humpty njupuk kapal pesiar, lan jugangan barbeque mlebu kolam renang
Dadi banyu abu-abu, aku bakal tetep mbantu sampeyan ngresiki
Nanging tanggi ujar yen polisi dadi comin ', aku tetep akeh nganti G
Bip, beep, beep! Yo aku wis bali MURS, ngendi aku kudu parkir?
Aku nggawa kabeh klub strip karo aku, kita bakal narik semangat kanggo nggawe
Bocahku mekso ing mburi, nanging yo apik
We meteng suket lan sawetara klambi, apa maneh nggunakake kamar bapak?
Bisnis beresiko, wong apa iki?
Aku kejiret, lan saya nyoba 'kanggo ndandani
Bisnis beresiko, wong apa iki?
Aku kejiret, saiki aku nyoba 'kanggo ndandani
Apa tegese bapake? Nigga sampeyan edan?
Lan apa sing dadi kacamata, apa mata sing kesasar?
Apa maneh, kita kudu ngresiki metu saka mburi
Nanging apa sing apik karo pirang-pirang pirang, sampeyan mikir yen dheweke
Seneng daging ireng?
Dheweke ujar yen dheweke prawan nganti coklat, ora tau medeni ing kutha iki
Nanging dheweke mudhun, amarga sampeyan wis lembab kabeh, kaya Rolling Royce backseat
'Paling ora bisa ditindakake yaiku mbantu sampeyan ngresiki sepupu
Apa ibu lan bapak comin '?
Yo, kenapa yah kabeh dadi tanggung jawab lan telek? Kita kudu nyandhet
Kita nyoba supaya bocah-bocah ing ndhuwur iki, deleng apa sing bisa kita masak
Salah siji saka wonge duwe driji sikil biru, coochie dicukur, seger banget
My nose tryin 'bakal melu karo nalika lawang cedhak gemblung
Persis. Jancok ing mburi aku nyoba 'kanggo mbungkus pipi
Nganti dheweke dadi murub, lan gawe marem jabang bayi
Ayo mundur lan njaluk apu (Humpty: Yo, apa tegese, sirah?) (Ya)
Mangkene sing dakkandhakake, banjur nyebatna bungkus (Kaget: Nanging kepiye wong tuwane?)
Ya, dheweke ora nimbali maneh, mula pangira sing saya telat
Dadi, kita entuk wektu kanggo dipasang, ayo Hump sampeyan bisa nonton Escalade putih kasebut?
(Humpty: Apa sampeyan malah kudu takon?) Mula yen sampeyan lagi tugas
Aku arep munggah ing ndhuwur lan fokus ing sawetara bokong
Lan yen aku miwiti njerit, ngerjakake aku ora nggatekake
Yen wong tuwa, mlebu, crita marang Burger King
Mung terus-terusan dadi hiburan nganti rampung
(Humpty: Halo Cik Connor, dheweke wis lemes) lan jenenge Elaine